Please, Facebook, may we have some more?

Dear Mr. Zuckerberg,

We're awful hungry, Sir, and these new Facebook Ads you served us today, though quite delicious, we assure you, are a tad bit watered down and somewhat... unfulfilling. To speak the full truth, Sir, we are actually starving for a new idea!

Yes, sir, that is a very nice social network you own. Magnificent! And we appreciate the chance to get our own product page with photos! and text! next to Victoria, Coca, Cola and Microsoft. But back to the matter at hand, Sir, you see, we wanted a revolutionary way to advertise to Facebook users, not just another web site within a web site. Even if you are cleaner than MySpace.

Yes, the News Feed is nice, Sir. And we understand that we now can be friends with consumers and let them tell each other, yes!, when they've bought a book! But still... after months of anticipation... is that all? We do not believe that we are being too very greedy in requesting just a bit more brilliance from Facebook to keep Marketing alive, you see? What say you? Please, Sir, may we have some more?

Yours, Oliver Twist

P.S. The behavioral targeted ads seem slightly fulfilling, Sir, but haven't we seen those before?