Really, we can’t make this up. Deven Trabosh of Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., is selling her house for $340,000 on eBay — and if you pay an additional $500,000 “shipping fee,” you get her too.

She tells the AP that it’s all combining her hopes of selling a home and finding a mate. 500 guys, including an Italian wine taster, have expressed interest in the pay-for-marriage deal.

Which shows that (a) the internet is the perfect sorter for supply and demand, and (b) the world’s oldest profession always has new twists.